Yet another note to self:
Do not ever, under any circumstances, attempt to clean a computer keyboard with anything remotely resembling liquid. Even if it’s just a very small spray of water to moisten a paper towel with which to wipe the keys, do not do this. Just DON’T!
If you do, be prepared to face the fact that you have more than likely ruined that computer keyboard. Ruined it FOREVER. Check out the definition of “forever” in a dictionary: it means “eternally, always”. As in, the computer keyboard will never work again. As in, you will be forced to forage for an old, clunky, noisy keyboard to plug into your computer so that you can actually use the computer. As in, you will be pissed every time you have to type something, because the keyboard you now have to use is so old, clunky, and noisy.
That is all.