I didn’t overhear the following conversation myself, but two colleagues did and were practically peeing themselves laughing afterwards. I figure that’s a pretty good recommendation for writing it down for posterity!
Two eight-year-olds, a boy and a girl, are walking around together on the playground at recess. As they pass two of the teachers who are outside on supervision, this is what they are overheard discussing:
Girl, matter-of-factly: I just know my mom and dad are deciding whether to have another baby or not!
Boy, puzzled: Huh? What’s to decide? They just have to do sex a whole lot!
Girl, squealing: Ewwwwww! That’s disgusting! Don’t even say that word!
Boy, still puzzled: Okay, but that’s all they have to do.
The girl grimaces at the boy. They both fall silent and keep walking.
Don’t you just wonder what they were each thinking right about then?!?