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Monday blues

November 2, 2009 · 2 Comments

imagesI’m not exactly blue, but today has been kind-of a “meh” day. I think I have an end-of-daylight-savings hangover. That extra hour of sleep on Sunday morning has me feeling rather sluggish and unenergetic.

I washed my car yesterday. So today, naturally, it rained. But I also have one new windshield wiper, so at least I could see very, very clearly on one side. Why just one? Don’t ask me. PG was in charge of that. Ask him.

At work, one of the volunteer things I do with the kids is organize and train our morning PA announcers and our MCs for our assemblies. Two new PA announcers started today, one of whom has come to see me about five times in the past week. She was so excited and bubbly and full of questions. She didn’t show up this morning. So much for enthusiasm.

Also on the subject of those announcers, another girl whom I have scheduled in and who is due to have her turn in December came to talk to me this morning. She has now decided that she doesn’t want to be a PA announcer after all, but if I really need her, she’ll still take her turn. Good of her. I told her we’d talk closer to December. I think I’ll still make her do it. I’m just that mean.

I had to change my own classroom clock back to standard time. I didn’t even notice that the time hadn’t been changed till almost noon. Ohhh … that’s why I was hungry! And I also didn’t go get the stepladder to do the climbing. I hopped on a chair. They don’t like that around here. We’re supposed to be all about safety. I was all about speed right then.

Am I the only person in the entire school who bothers to make coffee??? Well, yes. Yes, I am. Asked and answered.

Our school computers have been completely out of commission since last Wednesday, because all the schools in my district are going on this new centralized system. I have no idea why. I thought our old system worked just fine. We were given some training after school this afternoon on how to use the new system. The training lasted an hour. I figured it out in under five minutes – and I am most emphatically NOT a computer expert. And teachers are just the worst group of people to try to teach! We don’t listen, we continually make random comments just to hear ourselves talk, we don’t even look at the speaker – and after an hour of instruction, at least half of us are still wandering around saying, “I don’t get it. What was that first step again?”

And once again, when I finally got home, the recycling guy had thrown my emptied recycling box right in the middle of my driveway. I had to open the garage door, stop, get out, pick up the box and place it in its spot in the garage, get back in the car, drive into the garage, close the garage door. I must have wasted at least two extra minutes doing all that!

But the rain had stopped by then. And there was leftover Halloween chocolate to snack on. I’m feeling better now.

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Desperately seeking …

April 26, 2009 · 10 Comments

images-12I know lots of other people have posted about this before, so I’m not being terribly original here, but I find it quite fascinating to check out the search engine terms that somehow lead to my illustrious blog. Sometimes they make perfect sense, sometimes it’s very much a “WTF?!” moment.

For example, it seems that I am often found with the term “blog female”. Well, yes. I have a blog. I am female. Good call. I can see how that one works.

And the Porsche-related searches also make sense to me. My two favourites in this category right now are: “What kind of guy drives a Porsche?” (Can’t you just imagine the verbal inflection there? Especially if the person who used that search was cut off in traffic or had some unpleasant experience with some random guy driving a Porsche!) and “A guy who drives a Porsche is not cool”. I probably shouldn’t pass that one on to Porsche Guy, should I?

Some of the search terms do actually relate to one of my past posts, but it’s the way they were written that tickles my fancy, like “No snow day for you”. That would be Seinfeld’s Snow Nazi speaking, I suppose. Or “I waved your flag back”. I imagine that would be the person who found my Canuck flag that fell off my car just last week. Well, if you can wave it back, could you please send it back? How about “Racing cement barrier”? And here I thought cement barriers were just something to walk along the top of, when I could have been racing them all this time! Then there’s “Urge to pee only in car”. Well, PG does get the urge when he’s working on his car, but trust me, he doesn’t actually pee in his car!

But I’m truly mystified as to how these particular search terms got to my blog:
- What to look for when flooding toilet (Flooding a toilet can be a painstakingly precise operation, true, so obviously there are certain benchmarks that make a messy process easier.)
- Going crazy (Yeah, going crazy trying to figure out how that would link to my blog!)
- Ugly pink poodle (Let’s get this straight: THERE ARE NO UGLY PINK POODLES!)
- On and on and on and on (Would this be an observation on my writing style perhaps?)
- Meeting pictures (Hello, I’m Pinklea. How do you do? And your picture-title is … ?)
- Botulism (So I’m not the world’s greatest cook, but I do clean up kitchens rather well. What’s your point here?!)
- Honda fit wall (Actually, Honda fit double garage better.)
- Is there a new year’s ghost? (What happened to the old year’s ghost then?!)
- When my brother’s birthday is? (How the hell should I know?! Can you give me more information to go on – like his name?!)

Search engine terms: good for a giggle, if nothing else!

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Good things

April 13, 2009 · 8 Comments

images-11I’ve had a lovely past five days or so. Everything just seems to have gone really smoothly in my life – or maybe it’s just that I’m focusing on the positives for some reason. Not that I’m a negative person or anything, but I’ve just noticed a lot of good things around me lately.

The weather is one of them. Yes, we had torrential rain on Easter Sunday, and yes, I had to go out in it to rearrange the garbage can lid that protects my flowerbox from the torrents of water pouring onto it from my neighbour’s apparently-cracked gutter, but generally it’s been warmer and sunnier. I even wore sandals to work most of last week.

We had a wine draw at work last week, too. Everybody contributed a bottle of wine, then we had nine draws. If your name was drawn, you got to choose two reds and a white. One of my colleagues was away on a field trip, so I offered to choose for her if her name was drawn – and it was! Then my name was drawn! So there I was, sitting in the staff room, surrounded by six bottles of wine. Nice!

For Easter breakfast, I like to serve champagne (okay – sparking wine, if you’re a stickler for details) and orange juice. I had been planning to stop on my way home that day and pick some up. Lo and behold, one of the bottles available in the wine draw was a champagne – sorry, sparkling wine – and to my great delight, it was still available when my name was drawn. Even nicer!

To celebrate the fact that I didn’t have to brave the liquor store, I decided to go shopping. I hate shopping, so the fact that I actually felt like shopping was actually quite momentous. The fact that I actually found a whole whack of clothes that a) fit me beautifully, b) were somewhat in style, and c) didn’t cost an arm and a leg was also quite momentous. Another win!

images3When I got home, DD was starving, and naturally, it hadn’t occurred to her to make dinner or anything. She suggested that we go out for sushi. My response? “You paying?” Hers: “Sure!” More win!

Then the Vancouver Canucks won first place in their NHL division, amazingly enough. (Sorry, Maple Leaf supporters!) I doubt they’ll go too far in the playoffs, but you never know, so I’m going to enjoy the moment. I may even put my Canuck flag on my car again.

I had a dull headache all day Friday (some “Good” Friday!), but even that didn’t upset my apple cart too, too much. I met PG at his sister’s for dinner with assorted relatives of theirs, then pleaded my aching head and was home by 10 pm to a very-pleased-with-herself DD. She’d gone shopping too, and her hunt was as good as mine had been the day before. She hates shopping too, so another victory!

Skip to Easter Sunday, where we had a lovely breakfast chez moi and a wonderful dinner at my mom’s. She’d also invited her fave nephew (who is coincidentally one of my fave cousins), and he’s a very funny guy. We laughed an awful lot, which is always a big win in my book.

images2And today it’s sunny and warm and the tulips I bought to decorate the table yesterday are opening up beautifully. (Of course they’re pink!) I’ve been playing on the Intarnets and it occurred to me that now that the regular hockey season is done, I should check the statistics in my hockey pool. To my great surprise, I have won heaps of money! Not sure exactly how much yet, but it looks like I have tied for second place overall, which should net me 75$ or so. Then, the player I picked 9th has the most points of all the players picked 9th, so I win more money. the player I picked 4th is tied with someone else’s 4th round player for the most points, so we’ll share the money available there, as well. That should net me another 30$ or 40$, I think. Of course, the bragging rights are the real plus here, because I have never won so much, despite being in this pool for over ten years. Definitely worth the initial 50$ to join.

So, life’s good right now.

But tomorrow, back to reality – and work.

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Busy, busy

March 20, 2009 · 6 Comments

images15I’ve been on Spring Break all week. It has rained pretty much all week. Is there a correlation perhaps?

Anyway, I have rarely participated in that well-known Canadian ritual known as “Going away somewhere warm for Spring Break”, and obviously I didn’t this year either. I don’t know why that is.

Maybe it’s because I have so darn much to do at home. So far this week I have: -slept in every single morning
-drank half a pot of coffee all by myself every single morning
-spent literally hours each day reading blogs or writing my own or emailing or just plain surfing the intarnets
-baked banana bread
-gone grocery shopping
-vacuumed and dusted the house
-cleaned two bathrooms
-downloaded about 200 more songs to my iPod
-gone back to the store for batteries
-gone out for one brunch and one dinner
-won 20$ at the casino, gambling with my mom’s money
-done 5 loads of laundry (on two different days)
-run and emptied the dishwasher three times
-collected the mail only twice
-gone back to the store yet again for hairspray
-watched three hockey games on TV (and have fallen asleep on the couch each time)
-somehow deleted the email program on my laptop
-with DD’s help, reinstalled said email program
-whined enough to DD that she gave me her old external hard drive and then she backed up all my computer files for me
-gone back to the damn store for the fourth time to pick up a bag of candy and a bunch of magazines as a birthday gift
-researched this summer’s proposed trip to Greece (I’m THIS CLOSE to booking the flights)
-bought new runners and a new flat-iron (different store, thank goodness)
-gone for a long walk most days to break the runners in (depending upon how hard it’s been raining)
-perfected my flat-iron technique
-phoned to make a dentist appointment
-managed to prepare two proper dinners
-regularly questioned DD about her progress on her thesis
-regularly dodged the evil looks she responded with

I mean, really, I haven’t had TIME to go away somewhere this week, have I?

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Meme – my 99

December 7, 2008 · 2 Comments

I read this great meme on Violetsky and just had to play, too! It’s a list of 99 life experiences, and you bold the ones that you have had so far.

I quite surprised myself with how many I have already done! Of course, there are quite a few activities that I personally have no inclination to do EVAR – but that’s what makes each of us an individual, isn’t it? Check out my list, and let me know if you want to play too, so I can read your list.

1. Started your own blog
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band (It was an accordion band and I was 10 years old)
4. Visited Hawaii
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland/world
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo (when I was 5, at the church concert. I think I sang “My pigeon house” complete with hand gestures.)
11. Bungee jumped (with MY fear of heights?? Are you kidding??)
12. Visited Paris (three or four times. My all-time fave city.)
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch (macramé is an art, right?)
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty (I’ve seen it up close and personal but didn’t have a ticket to go in. You can’t go all the way to the top now, anyway.)
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
24. Built a snow fort (hard to do in Vancouver, but one year there was enough snow to do it!)
25. Held a lamb (does touching one at the petting zoo count?)
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Run a Marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run (I did play a lot of ball, but I only remember ever hitting a double.)
32. Been on a cruise
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors (Got close: my ancestors are from Ukraine and I was in Russia.)
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied (is this even possible?)
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David
41. Sung karaoke (okay, I had been drinking and it was at my uncle’s house and it was Christmas carols)
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal in a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies (except they’re called Girl Guide cookies in
Canada)

62. Gone whale watching
63. Gotten flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma (in my defense, the last time I had blood tests done, I fainted)
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp (I’ve actually been to Dachau twice – and it’s NOT twice as nice)
67. Bounced a cheque (only once. Really.)
68. Flown in a helicopter (again, with MY fear of heights??)
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy (my Barbies, my Baby Brite doll, my Lego)
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar (didn’t like it. Is that bad?)
72. Pieced a quilt (made a quilt piece once, but I don’t think that’s the same thing)
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the Changing of the Guard in London (didn’t see it in London, but saw it at Windsor Castle, the palace at Monaco, and Parliament Hill in Ottawa)
77. Broken a bone
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car (yes – twice this year alone)
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White House (didn’t have a ticket to actually get in for a tour, but did check it out pretty thoroughly from the outside and went to the visitor centre)
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
88. Had chickenpox
89. Saved someone’s life
90. Sat on a jury
91. Met someone famous (hockey players count, don’t they? Hey, I’m Canadian!)
92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby

95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee

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